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a dude on the Unitale subreddit is hosting a competition to come up with the worst possible control scheme damn I need to enter this by oakreefin just_post

[–]srsly 0 points1 point ago

Undertale Pinball:

A full pinball table setup, complete with flippers, bumpers and a pit. Then send things that you should dodge while trying to keep your pinball alive.

Inverted Undertale:

You can't move the heart. Instead, you have to use maybe your mouse cursor to move away particles floating towards your heart.

But really, you want... like... programmer humor bad.

Sine Wave Movement:

The player can see their current speed osculating between -1 and 1 on a little graph. So the player moves from REALLY REALLY FAST to pretty fast to pretty slow to virtually stopped to barely moving backwards to moving backwards quickly and finally REALLY REALLY FAST BACKWARDS.

in which srsly lays down a beat by srslyin just_post

[–]srsly[S] 1 point2 points ago

ha ha no i made the worst beat i could as a joke

in which srsly lays down a beat by srslyin just_post

[–]srsly[S] 0 points1 point ago

yeah it didnt let me share the phat beat I made but it's cool i deliberately made it bad as a joke

in which srsly lays down a beat by srslyin just_post

[–]srsly[S] 3 points4 points ago

wait I thought I could use that button to share the fat (phat??) beat I made

will there be a weed emoji in our lifetimes? by anandin just_post

[–]srsly 1 point2 points ago

oh is that what that is??

Wow, you guys are paying 95 a month to keep the site running? by KarlMarxin meta

[–]srsly 1 point2 points ago

it usually gets better if I hope it gets better long enough

Wow, you guys are paying 95 a month to keep the site running? by KarlMarxin meta

[–]srsly 1 point2 points ago

yes that except for the second part

devtesla you have created a dating service for middle schoolers. by srslyin just_post

[–]srsly[S] 0 points1 point ago

me irl is the place for middle schoolers to set up dates in 2017

Wow, you guys are paying 95 a month to keep the site running? by KarlMarxin meta

[–]srsly 6 points7 points ago

yes that is what compelled me to post.

Wow, you guys are paying 95 a month to keep the site running? by KarlMarxin meta

[–]srsly 6 points7 points ago

That's a really old figure, I think we're paying 40 a month? Grey would know.

I miss srsly by toasthastein just_post

[–]srsly 4 points5 points ago

hoot

I miss srsly by toasthastein just_post

[–]srsly 4 points5 points ago

I also cater on facebook

I miss srsly by toasthastein just_post

[–]srsly 4 points5 points ago

I'm still around sometimes, I also post more on the other site's just post

🚨DISCOURSE TIME🚨 is Knuckles mansplaining? by oakreefin fempire

[–]srsly 1 point2 points ago

Knucks is mansplaining cmv

I'm sorry but irony is now illegal by devteslain just_post

[–]srsly 3 points4 points ago

ACAB

It took me three tries but I finally got into Bastion (the 2011 video game) and then just tore my way on through it and had a great time by toasthastein just_post

[–]srsly 3 points4 points ago

that game's sound design is top notch, both the music and narration.