a dude on the Unitale subreddit is hosting a competition to come up with the worst possible control scheme damn I need to enter this by oakreefin just_post
[–]srsly 0 points1 point2 points 2 days ago
A full pinball table setup, complete with flippers, bumpers and a pit. Then send things that you should dodge while trying to keep your pinball alive.
You can't move the heart. Instead, you have to use maybe your mouse cursor to move away particles floating towards your heart.
But really, you want... like... programmer humor bad.
The player can see their current speed osculating between -1 and 1 on a little graph. So the player moves from REALLY REALLY FAST to pretty fast to pretty slow to virtually stopped to barely moving backwards to moving backwards quickly and finally REALLY REALLY FAST BACKWARDS.
Ignore The Fempire Dot Org Today (self.just_post)
submitted 2 days ago by srsly to just_post
after my upcoming surgery i'm going to have metal in my body, does that mean i'll officially be a cyborg? by hoppetin just_ask
[–]srsly 1 point2 points3 points 4 days ago
woah did you just get those knocked loose?
in which srsly lays down a beat by srslyin just_post
[–]srsly[S] 1 point2 points3 points 8 days ago
ha ha no i made the worst beat i could as a joke
[–]srsly[S] 0 points1 point2 points 8 days ago
yeah it didnt let me share the phat beat I made but it's cool i deliberately made it bad as a joke
[–]srsly[S] 3 points4 points5 points 11 days ago
wait I thought I could use that button to share the fat (phat??) beat I made
in which srsly lays down a beat (g.co)
submitted 11 days ago by srsly to just_post
algorithms to determine what constitutes toxic comments sure are a good idea, google you've absolutely nailed it by oakreefin technology
[–]srsly 2 points3 points4 points 12 days ago
will there be a weed emoji in our lifetimes? by anandin just_post
[–]srsly 1 point2 points3 points 14 days ago
oh is that what that is??
Wow, you guys are paying 95 a month to keep the site running? by KarlMarxin meta
[–]srsly 1 point2 points3 points 17 days ago
it usually gets better if I hope it gets better long enough
[ this is a neutral post. feel free to stop here and rest before you journey through the posts below ] by mmultiplierin just_post
[–]srsly 2 points3 points4 points 17 days ago
*argues about subs vs dubs*
yes that except for the second part
devtesla you have created a dating service for middle schoolers. by srslyin just_post
[–]srsly[S] 0 points1 point2 points 17 days ago
me irl is the place for middle schoolers to set up dates in 2017
devtesla you have created a dating service for middle schoolers. (self.just_post)
submitted 19 days ago by srsly to just_post
[–]srsly 6 points7 points8 points 19 days ago
yes that is what compelled me to post.
That's a really old figure, I think we're paying 40 a month? Grey would know.
I miss srsly by toasthastein just_post
[–]srsly 4 points5 points6 points 20 days ago
I also cater on facebook
I'm still around sometimes, I also post more on the other site's just post
🚨DISCOURSE TIME🚨 is Knuckles mansplaining? by oakreefin fempire
[–]srsly 1 point2 points3 points 23 days ago
Knucks is mansplaining cmv
I'm sorry but irony is now illegal by devteslain just_post
[–]srsly 3 points4 points5 points 27 days ago
It took me three tries but I finally got into Bastion (the 2011 video game) and then just tore my way on through it and had a great time by toasthastein just_post
[–]srsly 3 points4 points5 points 1 month ago
that game's sound design is top notch, both the music and narration.
expanding brain meme ROUGH DRAFT! do not steal my meme before i make it! by 1vsin just_post
gender is a social construct, sure, but so is our conception of gender. how do we know that all these "none-binares" and "gender liquids" are right? i propose a new gender system: by 1vsin just_post
[–]srsly 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
i thought you were trying to collect genders so that you could be an omnigender person
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