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tfw your elevator goes back down to the ground floor after hitting the sixth floor because it forgot you pressed the button for the tenth floor for some reason by hoppetin just_post
[–]trimalchio 0 points1 point2 points 3 days ago
what your robot can't get high before work?
owie by flabberghasterin just_post
[–]trimalchio 2 points3 points4 points 3 days ago
ooof, this post brings back memories. good memories tbh tho; I look back on my time breaking myself while riding my bike as way more fun and lively than my life now not breaking myself.
but about tires; what kinda tires do you have on it? I always ran gatorskins and they're about as far from grippy as you can get but their practicality outweighed everything. (especially weight!)
Tea Jucero is also terrible by devteslain technology
[–]trimalchio 2 points3 points4 points 6 days ago
was the pitch "do you want to ruin tea?"????????
and at this point in the breakdown of reality as we know it they're probably claiming that as some sort of benefit to the worker
okay i don't always have to read something in someone else's accent but fuck this is accented english if i've ever read it.
PC Shooter Removes Single Tree From Game, Just For One Guy by devteslain games
this is fucking inspirational shit.
like; a frustrating bug actually getting fixed because you complained is like... better than nirvana (not the band)
Still too hot by oakreefin just_post
[–]trimalchio 1 point2 points3 points 6 days ago
I actually figured out why the AC was blowing full blast despite me trying to turn it off with the thermostat; it was because the remote had enough battery to display local changes to state but not enough to transmit them to the split unit head thing with the receiver and so like i took it over to right next to it and turned it off and voila! i had no ac blasting on me anymore.
so basically I didn't understand the AC thermostat.
i am the problem.
CAKE - Mr. Mastodon Farm (youtube.com)
submitted 6 days ago by trimalchio to kosmiche_musik
this is why they need to stay in the elevator where they belong.
[–]trimalchio 0 points1 point2 points 6 days ago
yeah, i was complaining about americans who crank the AC so cold that it's a whole new problem.
also, that "dude" was surprisingly grating...
cancel feminism: a male friend of mine was just told to "smile more." is this the END of SJW warriors??? discuss by 1vsin just_post
[–]trimalchio 3 points4 points5 points 6 days ago
yeah, phrases don't have context so this is obviously equivalent.
anyone know a good podcast app for android? by hoppetin just_post
i'm also looking for recommendations for this for iphone because the podcast app from apple is broken as fuck
have you tried AC?
i'm currently cold because i'm at my stupid fucking office where it would be ridiculous to allow it to be warmer than 60 degrees indoors during the summer. like what the fuck, im in long pants and short sleeves and i feel like i need a jacket to be in here. why the fuck do they do this.
𐐒-) by mmultiplierin just_post
[–]trimalchio 1 point2 points3 points 7 days ago
i love this, but what is the word for this kind of joke? its not a pun but something like that in a visual way.... idk...
discourse is cancelled by hoppetin just_post
[–]trimalchio 4 points5 points6 points 7 days ago
it's too bad, discourse used to be good.
tfw you get on an elevator full of big guys in nice suits and you're just this puny mousy dev between all of em on the way up by hoppetin just_post
[–]trimalchio 5 points6 points7 points 7 days ago
you should've pushed all the buttons and gotten off
Some very fancy typesetting in a 1578 Stephanus printing of Plato's Timaeus by captain_cornflakesin just_post
[–]trimalchio 1 point2 points3 points 8 days ago
I wonder if this was because they had less of the bigger type? or is this commentary on original text? idk but its fancypants
it's too dang hot by oakreefin just_post
it just took another turn for hot here; it keeps on doing this thing where its like in the 60s during the day in the middle of summer for no reason, and then the next day its like 95 and the whole problem is its getting so cold because its rainy but then when its hot its like omg humid.
The thing about The Treachery of Images by Dogmantrain just_post
thats the thing; it is also just a lie. like, that's whats so treacherous about images is that they do lie, blatantly, and we ignore that in the search for representational truth.
i also like to see it as a comment on overcomplicating thing.
me irl by Presidential_Afroin me_irl
[–]trimalchio 1 point2 points3 points 9 days ago
stairways by MC Escher
Important Info by devteslain technology
i like how this site is basically a jason koebler fan club now
1) Corbyn says we should use empty buildings to house people who have been made homeless 2) right wing press screams "that's communism!" 3) kids think to themselves "wow this communism thing sounds great" by oakreefin just_post
[–]trimalchio 1 point2 points3 points 11 days ago
the only good jezza
episodic tv is good by oakreefin television
[–]trimalchio 2 points3 points4 points 12 days ago
it's definitely genre
like, it's sci-fi but it's definitely dramatic as well and it really shows how giving a fuck about the character in a dramatic sense is really only possible with a substantial amount of background and build up
upvote if by dj_zetkinin just_post
yeah; i always thought it was weird people were trying to condition me to make some big production out of someone else's involuntary bodily reaction... like, it's awkward enough if your hands are covered in snot now and you need to wash your hands, but to have everyone watching you now too is just the worst.
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